The Genesis of Samson

August marks the 7th anniversary of this Katie-Samson partnership. I’ve been meaning to type out the story of our meeting, and today was the lazy kind of recovery day for making that happen. Previously this story has existed only as oral history, and if you’re a non-blog friend you probably know it, but for all others, I offer The Genesis of Samson.

SamsonI spent the summer of 2004 as the arts director of a camp in south-central Ohio. The camp introduced city kids from Columbus to the wilds of Hocking Hills State Park, and the job was 20% art education, 30% mentoring, and 50% disaster cleanup. It was exhausting and crazy and easily one of my favorite jobs ever.

Sometime after we’d started painting a spectacular 80 ft. camp mural, but before I got a raging case of conjunctivitis, the youngest cabin announced there was a Rottweiler puppy living in the forest. Really? A dog? What’s it look like?  Their responses – like a Rottweiler! – left me unconvinced. Maybe they’d encountered a loose dog from the state campground, or maybe they were bonding over the fun of telling us a tall tale.

Days later they brought me the sorriest looking dog on a rope. He was objectively ugly; bloated with weight, no fur along his back. His tail was tucked, his head down. He winced when anyone raised their voice or raised an object.

“We caught him with hot dogs, Miss Katie!”

“That’s no Rottweiler puppy, I can guarantee you that.”

“Nu-uh. It’s a Rottweiler! He’s going to get HUGE. Can you watch him?”

Then they went on a hike and left me standing there holding the rope. I like dogs, but this dog was pitiful. He was skittish and meek, fat but malnourished. His body was all out of proportion, which would be forgivable if he had a cool personality…but he seemed very dull. He dutifully followed me into the art room and stared from the corner while I set up the day’s projects. He sat, then laid down, then fell asleep.

That night I walked him to my cabin and patted a bottom bunk. He hopped up and slept all through the night curled into a little fox ball. The dog was pitiful, but he was housetrained. I realized the rope was pointless since everywhere I went, the dog was right behind.

I don’t remember the how or why, but the kids started calling him Samson.

That week the camp janitor, Scotty, provided some backstory: Sam and a little white dog had been at camp since fall. Whether runaways or cast-offs, the dogs spent the winter gorging on dumpsters and sleeping off their trash hangovers in the camp bathrooms.  More than once Scotty found the pair passed out in pools of their own vomit and had to chase them back into the cold. The white dog was hit by a car in the spring, and ever since Sam had been wandering the woods by himself. Scotty had seen Sam fighting raccoons for trash outside the dumpsters.

Hmm…a lonely, depressed, trash-addicted raccoon fighter?? Yeah, I was starting to like this dog.

Gorge trip

Samson worked to reverse his reputation as a wayward drifter. Counselors told me he was tagging along on overnight hikes and protecting the campers from raccoons. When he wasn’t hiking, he slept under my table in the art room or waited outside the mess hall for meals to end (and the inevitable handouts that followed). When I was ready for bed I stood in the middle of the field and whistled. Out of the dark a little black form came running, and together we walked to our cabin.

In August I was cleaning the artroom when across the field I spotted a familiar portly shape. Scotty’s truck was parked out front of the mess hall and Samson was approaching it with purpose. I watched him sniff the air. He looked left, then right, then strode up to the back tire of Scotty’s truck and watered the entire hubcap. One wheel wasn’t enough though…no, not for all those cold winter days getting kicked out of the heated buildings. He peed all over the front tire too. This dog knew how to plot revenge, and I loved him for it.

On a two-day break between camp sessions I took Sam into the city for a vet visit. My coworkers tried to prep me for what they thought would be bad news: that dog is old, he’s sick, he’s old AND sick, etc. But the vet said that Sam wasn’t old. “He’s just had a terrible life is all.” He said the nicks on Sam’s ear, the ones I’d assumed were from fighting raccoons, were actually from frostbite.

When the summer ended, Sam rode home with me. He went from sleeping on the floor of the art room to sleeping on a couch in my first post-college apartment. I was working a 9-to-5 job and living by myself. It was lonely, and so most nights Samson and I walked for miles in large loops around the town. His personality – at least for me – took on more dimension, and I came to appreciate and rely on his companionship as I embarked on life after college.

Want to read more about Samson?
That time he jumped off the balcony
That time I got a letter about his threatening behavior
That time he returned to Hocking Hills
Life without Sam



  1. carmar · September 8, 2015

    I loved reading about how you and Sam met. What a lucky dog, and what a lucky human!

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  10. Ari · October 19, 2011

    *I love your knitting as well as your dog story. Similar to how I got mine. Sorry for being totally random, glad a great dog found you 🙂

    • foxflat · October 19, 2011

      No, I’m glad you commented! I love hearing from knitters AND dog-lovers (or in your case, both) 🙂 Doesn’t seem random at all. I sent you a quick email…you’ll have to tell me more about your dog.

  11. Ari · October 19, 2011

    Hey, totally found this randomly via googling about alpaca yarn knitting. I swear I have the clone of your dog! So strange.

  12. Jess A · August 9, 2011

    I seriously love this dog so much. ❤ I miss him almost as much as I miss you!

    • foxflat · August 9, 2011

      🙂 he definitely has collected a fanbase.

      I have this idea, however silly, that Sam should get to visit southern ohio again. Like a homecoming. If I pull it off we’ll definitely come see you and Nick (and Fafhrd!!)

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